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The newest pirate saga starring actor Johnny Depp is set to begin filming next week just as soon as author A. Morse completes the collaborated script.
The location is Detroit in the 1700’s close to the shores of Lake Michigan, the Great Lakes pirate Captain Morgan Pissgums (Depp) raids the fledging town of Detroit looking for pirate’s plunder.
Most pirate stories would be based in the Caribbean, but Pissgums is afraid of deep water, salt, and scary hurricanes so he has become the first and only freshwater pirate in 1768.
With a randy troupe of henchmen, Pissgums captures the hearts and souls of those viewers that have a rather demented view of history and a perverted sense of moral values. Author Morse goes to great depth in the rotten character of Pissgums, his assistant Hooknose Skoob, and the other assorted rag-tags that fill out the movie plot.
‘Pirates of the Haunted Urinals’ is filmed in Super HD Grand-Vista 3-D, so the viewer gets a birds-eye view of each bloody sword thrust, full glorious color close-ups of rotten teeth and lip ulcers, and as in any other Depp inspired movie, profane full male nudity!
Voluptious breasts are everywhere and they spill out 3-D wise right into the faces of viewers in the randy special effect from the Industrial Light and Magic wizards.
In theaters near you starting April 2010.
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